His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Randomize
