what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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