Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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