Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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