so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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