So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I just found puke in my bra..
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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