Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Still dying that you shit outside
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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