real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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