i would punch a child for taco bell
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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