Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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