Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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