Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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