Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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