Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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