I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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