He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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