I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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