Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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