So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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