I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
