I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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