it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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