You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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