just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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