I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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