Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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