We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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