she was so not down for the gang bang
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
You can make out without kissing
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