Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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