She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
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