And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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