I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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