It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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