He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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