I think my vagina is haunted
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
is it fun? or sober?
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