Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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