there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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