I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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