ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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