Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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