that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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