But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I need to sanitize my soul.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Randomize
