I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
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