he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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