So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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