sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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