Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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