How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You have to summon your inner elephant
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
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