The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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