Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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